Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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