Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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