When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
