ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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