Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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