She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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