Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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