DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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