New invention idea: vibrating tampons
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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