their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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