I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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