therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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