I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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