biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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