Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It's just like the Real World with babies
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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