I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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