I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i was born a porn star she said
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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