I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god it's open bar.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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