i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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