How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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