awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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