My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It's rum buckets o'clock
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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