Porn is love you can see.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
you win again, gameday.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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