just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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