My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
