In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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