okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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