i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize
