8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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