I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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