Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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