yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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