did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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