You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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