This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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