wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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