Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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