Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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