we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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