my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Send help, water and tortillas.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I got inside last night via doggy door
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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