Im at strip club and am horny
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Randomize
