now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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