i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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