She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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