We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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