do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
