I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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