Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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