I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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