Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
FUCK WHALES
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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