SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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