Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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