Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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