sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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